Fri 27 Mar 2009
Bernie Madoff Sleazeballs for Sale
Posted by Megan Dorn under Random thoughts, Uncategorized
Bernard Madoff, investment fund manager and former chairman of the NASDAQ stock exchange, admitted to being responsible for the largest and longest Ponzi scheme in history, swindling $65 billion away from thousands of investors over the past three decades. If the idea of Bernie Madoff spending the rest of his life in prison isn’t enough to set your mind at ease however, perhaps smashing his face across the fairway will do the trick.
Small startup Sleazeballs LLC was launched to help those who golf and hate Bernie Madoff deal with their anger in a more constructive and slightly comical manner. Bernie Madoff golf balls, complete with his name and likeness imprinted on the sweet spot, promise to provide “maximum deception,” “optimum spin for maximum duplicity,” as well as “guaranteed cut-throat action.” Oh, and it comes with a complementary “sham cover.”
Madoff is the first sleazeball to hit the market, but the business owner (who is not giving out his name) claims there will be more as soon as a suitable person comes along.
The balls come three to a sleeve for $17.95 and are pretty much one of the coolest business ideas I’ve seen in a while.
Have a great weekend!


